Happy people being happy. I took this one for the guys around Christmas time, they then pixelated the photos (like 8-bit graphics) and mounted them on their doors with miniature elf bodies, cute little elf booties, and adorable elf hats. edit:
Today’s Faith’s last day at the Foundation.Or maybe it’s tomorrow?Anyways, she’s leaving and I’ll never see her again. memories
I wasn’t originally going to use this stitch as my post, but then I crashed CS3 over a few hours trying to put these 30-odd photos together (anyone know if this is a processing issue, or a RAM thing? Cuz I can fit more memory in my PC) Anyways, this is where I work, I […]
Word-up homeboy!
Wow, another waterfall from Iceland.
Sometimes I don’t mind all the artifacts and digital noise that comes out of a shot – granted, this is a strong leaning towards digital art over digital photography, but I’m not entirely displeased with the results of what, otherwise, would have been an uninteresting shot.
So apparently this weekend is some fake long weekend called Simcoe Day. Deemed a civic holiday, us posh office jockeys seem to get Monday off.
Archive digging for sure now – I’m afraid that I’m going to start posting shots of winter again, just because I feel like I’ve exhausted most “postable” (and some not-so-much) material from the past few months.
This is, admittedly, not a particularly fine photo, nor is it processed to any high standard. However, for me, it was a dual experiment 1 – To do a stationary panorama with a couple-dozen photos (I wanted to see if I could do this so I can apply it to work sometime). 2 – to […]
I’ve been pushing the late nights processing photos for work lately, and I’ll tell you, it is definitely work. But it becomes part of your routine, it just happens to encompass sitting at a computer most of the time, which somehow seems less artistic than the stereotypical Dark Room scenario when it comes to photo-processing.Ah […]
I don’t know if anyone read about what happened down the street from me on Friday, but it was hella-difficult to get home with a large part of my hood under lock-down.The two circling police helicopters did make me feel like I was in some 1984-esque totalitarian rule kinda place. Oddly, it served as a […]
This is the most useless pipe ever. It’s obviously carries a high capacity but over what, 5 feet? Lame.
I’m quite obsessed, or paranoid, about the cleanliness of my ass. I mean, it’s my bum right? That place is a completely forbidden territory.However I am intrigued by the concept of colonic irrigation, it sounds like that would make me clean everywhere.
I don’t understand why cars and machines don’t just start jumping up and Transforming, maybe smashing a few things in the process. Sure, that could be more dangerous to the world. Or is it more dangerous to see my wicked pecks?
My good friend William told me, at an early age, that if you try and hold your pee for five seconds every time you go, the ladies would love it and you would be “The Man”“Trust me.” he’d say when I asked why. That was over ten years ago now, thanks Will.
Black Bull Tavern, Queen St. West & Soho, Toronto
Well, here’s the happy couple from last week. It’s hard to believe they’ve been together 9 years, I still remember Jenny coming down from Oakville to pickup Ernesto from High school in her, errrr… pickup. Since I was some official/unofficial wedding photographer I’ve been processing photos of their beautifully happy faces all night and had […]
Even out of a violent explosive crater, life comes back, in the tiniest of forms. I had two wonderful paying gigs this week for my photography, maybe it’s not my pictures that sell things so much as it is how awesome I am as a human being – it’s like grandeur through association.
Yeah so I see these boats and I think about those little Russian stacking dolls, one popping out of the other until they get much smaller. Though I suppose this image would be a bit more comical if it was followed, by a jetski, a kayak, a paddleboat, a rubber dingy, a remote controlled speedboat […]
The Toronto All-Star Big Band played at Ernesto’s and Jenny’s wedding yesterday; the band was the reason they met. There’s something spectacular about being entertained by live music – a wedding DJ just doesn’t seem like he/she’d cut it.