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Yoda was cool not because of his hopping ju-jitsu skills he had in the new trilogy of Star Wars; it’s because he could fuck you up by lifting his finger. He was a puppet restricted to the ground but he could still teach Luke not to be a pussy and to levitate shit with his thoughts, while munching on protein bars.
Man, why does the new trilogy suck so much ass? I’m depressed now.

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  1. Brad says:

    New trilogy suck it did.